Saturday, 17 October 2009

A Hymen from China

Ok, what happens if you read this on a Chinese website (be careful, it is a bit explicit):

"Put artificial hymen into the vagina. It will inflate when meet warm secretion and envelop the vagina. The penis breaks the layer, and the hemachrome with the secretion lay on the penis and vulvae. It looks like the really blood very much. The effect will be better if the woman pretend feel pain and shy."


You must be thinking - WTF!

I am too... basically, you can get pretty much everything made in China at the moment. I am guessing they are marketing this product to consumers in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt, and Alabama?

Here's the source of this "niche" product:

http://www.ecplaza.net/product/166925_1102142/artificial_hymen_for.html

16 comments:

A Blessing in Tragedy said...

I dont think this is marketed in Alabama. I mean, at 16 it's their custom to fuck their sisters, so no need for this! Muahahahahaha!

I AM KIDDING! I actually like the south more than the north. At least they have balls.

So basically you lie to your "life partner" yeah? Your marriage starts with a lie. No wonder we're at a 50ish% divorce rate.

Media Junkie said...

lol...i suppose that's the cheaper alternative to getting surgery done?

Dubai Jazz said...

BuJ,

I'd love to read the instructions on this product. See my friend Abu Fares's post!

http://www.abufares.net/2009/10/hymens-for-sale.html

Balqis said...

It's gonna break the business of UAE clinics

Al-ain Rose said...
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A Blessing in Tragedy said...

LOL. AAR, 1. we've missed you, and 2. bad day at work?

BTW, WHY am I not able to view YOUR blog anymore?

Bakheela! Bakheela! The blogs are free!

I have my pure and (temperamental) wife, so all you guys can buy whatever you want. *dances*

BTW, this isnt hard, they sell crap kind of like this as fake blood kits in Halloween shops. Same thing.

Balqis said...

In the same way the thread starter was guessing about the main target of these products based on chats, I was observing [still based on what people say about specialized hospitals over there] that the Chines will break Dubai monopoly
No I don't think I will ever use their services
No one wants to marry me
Salaaam

Inspire Your Mind said...

This is so cheap.. marketing with nothing but some cheap mentality here and there.. and no it doesn't work Mr.Pure..

BTW, surgeries don't work either..and it's against UAE's law to perform hymenoplasties be it at clinics or at Hospitals..

Only honesty; love and mutual respect carry any marriage to a safety harbour..

Fuck China..

Inspire Your Mind said...

Just to add that maybe it's that tiny teeny extra small chinese penis that gets lost in a vagina without a 2-mm hymen !

Stick it you know where Mr.smart chinese and claim you have bleeding hemorroids..

On a serious note, I'm sure this fake 'hymen' can cause some serious illness like Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS) which is known to be caused by any foriegn body in the vagina: forgotton tampons, cervical caps and diaphragms used for contraception, ..etc. TSS can be lethal if left untreated.

Alawas said...

I think this is hilarious and I am sure it will be a hit all over Egypt and the Middle East....I am hoping there will be competition from Taiwan :)

3la fikra....is that pic in the top right hand corner of what you aspire to look like in the not so distant future? :-p

rosh said...

What is this? You've got to be kidding! WHO in this day and age CARES of such stone age / medieval mentality?? True BuJ WTF indeed man. A Hymen can be 'lost' whilst horseback riding for god's sake!

And what is "pure"? The whitest wedding gown? Never ever been in the company of a man? And what exactly does such purity mean & guarantee? How many amongst us men, can claim such 'purity'? When are people (and by people, I mean, us men) ever going to grow up.

I agree with IYM, mutual respect, honesty and understanding are pillar stones of a healthy lasting relationship.

BuJ said...

Glad this topic has stirred things up a bit :)

msafer said...

One of the hottest ones i ve read for a long time.
Holly those chinease can do everything. Have you come cross something called Peniplasty made in china?

uae teach said...

Oh...Okay, and the MALE members of said society don't LIE to their life partners? Or perhaps Filipinas, Indian house maids, Ethiopians, and any other female the "boys will be boys" can get their hands on aren't LIES to their future "life partners"?

Esoterica said...

With stunned and wide eyes, I'm troubled by this.

One wonders whether the crime is in purchasing these items that encourage deception, or in having the need to in the first place?!

BuJ said...

hello Esoterica.. good to see u here...to answer your question...
the biggest crime is the need to have such devices..

ahh.. arabic society!