tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86055014518254421752024-03-13T22:59:41.470-07:00BuJ Al ArabThe seeds are sown by me, but the fruits of this adventure are the result of your comments and continued support.BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.comBlogger163125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-39248133236658931632014-08-24T11:44:00.003-07:002014-08-24T11:45:48.284-07:00Hello 2014!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-19557179742094010052011-05-10T14:35:00.000-07:002011-05-10T14:43:42.227-07:00Jordan - Morocco - Yemen<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqaMo41lP9eLVGd8QLM7TxvoVcn7G3kTmhyphenhyphengxWMlu0Wj_WVQDHsNBB38XZwA1HDuB6mQRDwwhN5FJWIZDImH2PoCOTgwZrD21tEdMvy93QUrG4TpiWTGvdfbfVuPYa4O-GC4fYiQ7pu4g/s1600/jordan-flag.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqaMo41lP9eLVGd8QLM7TxvoVcn7G3kTmhyphenhyphengxWMlu0Wj_WVQDHsNBB38XZwA1HDuB6mQRDwwhN5FJWIZDImH2PoCOTgwZrD21tEdMvy93QUrG4TpiWTGvdfbfVuPYa4O-GC4fYiQ7pu4g/s320/jordan-flag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605206305411148530" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTbZxMS_mrjycDIlrf57J6Js9DMtUgbpF2D_b7oTCKcTOZLmPY3mUoc3IqMllsFFGWBYCwk-WThUYHSw2pwDl-pnQFlBVX-ccUTjodnHwPqPF0We4Wzf5otebN7UrPeeh0UKgFIltwbfo/s1600/jordan+uk.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 146px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTbZxMS_mrjycDIlrf57J6Js9DMtUgbpF2D_b7oTCKcTOZLmPY3mUoc3IqMllsFFGWBYCwk-WThUYHSw2pwDl-pnQFlBVX-ccUTjodnHwPqPF0We4Wzf5otebN7UrPeeh0UKgFIltwbfo/s200/jordan+uk.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605205806432590786" /></a><br />What do these countries have in common:<br /><br />Jordan: Wants to join the GCC and is welcomed... Yuk! I'll take harees over mansaf any day! I hope their welcome was just a political politeness.<br /><br />Morocco: Wants to copy Jordan!<br /><br />Yemen: Must be tricky to meet the PM when you're urging the main honcho to retire :)<br /><br />More here... <br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/gcc-studies-jordan-morocco-membership-bids-1.806159">http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/gcc-studies-jordan-morocco-membership-bids-1.806159</a><br /><br /><a href="http://wi-not.biz/2011/03/the-jordinian-extravaganza/">picture</a>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-38439668590996733512011-05-10T14:31:00.000-07:002011-05-10T14:35:33.197-07:00Piracy...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinTNkUU7pWsyi-b1T9iOyIIBTfuyLuTeyQywbBB1AW_UuqJ1Fs2XyN1lyE5_OWd8asuDzggrDGAW5FbVcgF_6ojzLRyvlpf5RHkuvJe8MAfhVEki4BkW5_zYfAYUD27WoesP33DZhyhXo/s1600/Piracy5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinTNkUU7pWsyi-b1T9iOyIIBTfuyLuTeyQywbBB1AW_UuqJ1Fs2XyN1lyE5_OWd8asuDzggrDGAW5FbVcgF_6ojzLRyvlpf5RHkuvJe8MAfhVEki4BkW5_zYfAYUD27WoesP33DZhyhXo/s400/Piracy5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605203722796364082" /></a><br />Thanks USA...<br /><br />After all it was Obama that got Osama...<br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/business/features/the-spoils-of-piracy-1.804626">http://gulfnews.com/business/features/the-spoils-of-piracy-1.804626</a><br /><br />The full article is worth reading should you want to learn something new.<br /><br />Peace.BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-50953645209814441182011-01-23T06:28:00.001-08:002011-01-23T06:29:14.262-08:00Ben Ali in the air<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/XHya2xHA5qw?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/XHya2xHA5qw?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />This is infinitely funny!!! Especially the Egyptian reaction!BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-28425157546318696622010-12-29T20:25:00.000-08:002010-12-29T20:28:15.667-08:00Canadians FavoursFrom Gulf News <br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/opinions/editorials/canada-isn-t-doing-favours-to-the-uae-1.699402">http://gulfnews.com/opinions/editorials/canada-isn-t-doing-favours-to-the-uae-1.699402</a><br /><br />When Dubai Police Chief, Lieutenant-General Dahi Khalfan Tamim, revealed that Canadian authorities have arrested a suspect in the murder of Hamas commander Mahmoud Al Mabhouh, Ottawa pretended to have been caught off guard. It seems Canadian authorities wanted to keep the arrest secret, perhaps to avoid angering close ally Israel.<br /><br />Some think the Canadians might have backtracked on this issue, by even trying to deny it ever happened, as a response to the beating the Canada-UAE ties have taken in the past few weeks, over a disagreement on airline landing rights. If that is the case, Canada will only be shooting itself in the foot. Security cooperation, especially in combating state-sponsored terrorism, like the assassination of Al Mabhouh in Dubai earlier this year, should not be affected by trade relations.<br /><br />If Canada thinks it is doing the UAE a favour in arresting a wanted criminal, it surely is mistaken. Terrorism is a global threat and the UAE, according to United Nations reports, is at the forefront of international efforts aimed at eradicating this plague.<br /><br />Security cooperation is not an option. With terror activities rising, transparent security cooperation is the only way to ensure global peace.<br /><br /><br />.....<br /><br />How every interesting! Especially after I've read this news article below...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/uae-considered-keeping-mabhouh-hit-under-wraps-wikileaks-cables-reveal-1.333793">http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/uae-considered-keeping-mabhouh-hit-under-wraps-wikileaks-cables-reveal-1.333793</a><br /><br />Guys.. keep all your purchases private.. be they for weapons or DVD's before New Years... and stay safe!BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-59755812800994325362010-12-28T07:01:00.000-08:002010-12-28T07:04:12.285-08:00Dumb CircularApparently... <br /><br /><blockquote>"No compensatory off for New Year holiday<br />Ministerial circular declares Saturday holiday for public sector"</blockquote><br /><br />How fucking dumb are we? Next year they might issue a circular declaring that the week is 7 days long.<br /><br />Insult our intelligence sometimes, but this is baseless and pointless. Everyone gets a holiday on new years.. just because it's on a weekend doesn't make it OK.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.emirates247.com/news/government/no-compensatory-off-for-new-year-holiday-2010-12-27-1.334625">http://www.emirates247.com/news/government/no-compensatory-off-for-new-year-holiday-2010-12-27-1.334625</a>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-35830100174616612822010-12-25T18:40:00.000-08:002010-12-25T18:44:34.689-08:00Three towers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYyeAHjEDDUlWtzhReMGyI4vylSlJoPZSMDY5yG9ZZBgXEgA1TqrGHBDgOZKy2BSSCCwkz-AX9BTSN9jrXB11YcWBtlq-fygOeaNfiAkZIgSkEImX-hwAFQ12AaNEAzXZThPZx8hXrUoY/s1600/3Burj+DSC_2727+k+sm.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 284px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYyeAHjEDDUlWtzhReMGyI4vylSlJoPZSMDY5yG9ZZBgXEgA1TqrGHBDgOZKy2BSSCCwkz-AX9BTSN9jrXB11YcWBtlq-fygOeaNfiAkZIgSkEImX-hwAFQ12AaNEAzXZThPZx8hXrUoY/s400/3Burj+DSC_2727+k+sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554815652557665954" /></a><br /><br />From left to right:<br /><br />1- Decadence and Sin: Address hotel (3rd place in terms of relative height).<br /><br />2- Humility and peace. Minaret (2nd place).<br /><br />3- Agressive Expansion. Burj Khalifa (1st place).<br /><br />Here is the same picture as one from the previous post, but minus the plane. This shot was taken a few days after the picture with the plane.<br /><br />Enjoy...<br /><br />PS: Am thinking of submitting this to a photo competition.. any ideas?BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-1829272327406771202010-12-25T13:43:00.000-08:002010-12-25T13:47:20.254-08:00Photographic winner...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTMFf5xrTqRJZJb1di0XEp6SFiWdKNbsTxsJDkk1jPjdI_tG33LIaGS2a4qCpmZeLPK9T_cnn09rfJ0AjfmVfvkzRxbJZ_NFdTERzMkJsIfKEm0xkpRZM5Wc2gx7iysSX0lrYJP-19IQo/s1600/3Burj+Plane+DSC_2561+k+sm.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 345px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTMFf5xrTqRJZJb1di0XEp6SFiWdKNbsTxsJDkk1jPjdI_tG33LIaGS2a4qCpmZeLPK9T_cnn09rfJ0AjfmVfvkzRxbJZ_NFdTERzMkJsIfKEm0xkpRZM5Wc2gx7iysSX0lrYJP-19IQo/s400/3Burj+Plane+DSC_2561+k+sm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554739103223676082" /></a><br /><br />... yes, Mr Rosh is correct!!! It's the Burj Khalifa.<br /><br />A small prize for those who can guess how many tries it took to get this shot!<br /><br />Hello guys.. great to see you: Dots, Mr Rosh, AA Rose, Ema... <br /><br />and, I guess I'm here now.. that's what counts!BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-63478321712912213672010-12-24T23:18:00.001-08:002010-12-24T23:19:10.657-08:00What's hanging?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip2SgaLZ93Fm9Ls3bTQvtfihQkoRTlAf-wLpKNLYnGelwOtEfvBM5QghA1d9i_srDqUUYMjb2l356S00JOqgyNgguUr1SAIIEyB4T5aIPVQRFxMnHspSNuZEKHg8REz3uc87idOAXYmpc/s1600/Plane+crop.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip2SgaLZ93Fm9Ls3bTQvtfihQkoRTlAf-wLpKNLYnGelwOtEfvBM5QghA1d9i_srDqUUYMjb2l356S00JOqgyNgguUr1SAIIEyB4T5aIPVQRFxMnHspSNuZEKHg8REz3uc87idOAXYmpc/s400/Plane+crop.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554515936903006738" /></a><br />Guess what is hanging from the bottom of this plane?BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-78119112217882380202010-12-21T18:35:00.000-08:002010-12-21T19:52:50.251-08:00The Abundance of Idiocy...and various other tales!<br /><br />1- Why do very small cars drive around with all their lights? low beams and fog lights included? You only need the fog lights when it's foggy. Dumb asses. I'm also seeing big cars driving with just their fog lamps. It must be perceived by cool by those with IQ's of under 10. Or those who are overdrawn in that department. Yesterday they just baked the cake, and some guy was desert driving with just his fog lamps.. needless to say, he could barely see!<br /><br />2- Why are the authorities fixated with banning speeding? When you really need to ban people who change lanes suddenly and those who do not observe lane discipline. Actually I noticed that all drivers almost have their own lane. The FJ Cruiser number 6669 from Al Ain drives at the fast lane always. The Corolla number 84204 Shj2 drives with his fog lights at the 2nd lane. The Emirates Bus dude with 31 people drives on the 3rd lane, the heavy laden truck going to Gusais drives on the 2nd lane too, but does just 60kmh. You can see this poses problems when you're doing Emirates Road speeds! Still, the authorities will penalise speeding rather than incorrect lane discipline. Dumb.<br /><br />3- If your empty plot of land is surrounded by pavements and is made of 100% pure UAE silicon, and you park on it, then the RTA will automatically slap you with a fine for "parking on the pavement". But you cannot slap them with trespassing.<br /><br />4- If you're Indian then you do not look before you cross the street, but you cross quickly. If you're Arab then you also do not look, but you pass much more slowly, especially in the face of oncoming traffic. Must be all that obesity and mental retardation...<br /><br />5- In the UAE indicators are used to <i>confirm</i> a lane change. In other countries they are used to <i>indicate</i> before a change. We'd like to see more Indicators used and less <b>Confirmators</b>.<br /><br />6- to be continued...BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-65424719353207009642010-12-02T00:00:00.000-08:002010-12-01T20:42:26.093-08:00The Insolence of ProsperityHappy National Day!!!<br /><br />Almost 39 years ago, our forefathers (I don't mean only genetically) drew out the first sketches of the union of states that is now the United Arab Emirates. Things pretty much went up for us from then. I know because I am a child of such a union as I was born a few years after the union. The federation was a win-win for all the states involved and was the only logical thing for us to do after the British left the region (for now, they have since returned, but this is not the post for that). I might be biased, but out of all the Gulf states, both Arab and Persian, I believe the UAE enjoyed the most benefits from this. The fact that we're starting to be noticed regionally and to an extent internationally is a proud testament of that. <br /><br />I grew up in an Emirates of needs and wants. We needed so much and let's be honest, we didn't have much. They named one of the main squares in Sharjah the Kuwait Square as a thank you to the people and government of Kuwait for their help to build the UAE Educational system. When they launched Emirates, the first flight was actually to Pakistan back in 1985. Now when we think of Pakistan we think of something stupid and racist or we think of cricket or political instability. Many people still refer to construction works as "Indians". How rude! And if you ask an Emarati grandfather, he will surely refer to the local currency in the UAE as the rupee, even though the UAE Dirham has been in circulation for many many decades. What better testament to how much we owe to our brothers from the Indian subcontinent.<br /><br />In fact, prosperous families used to send their children to India or Kuwait to be able to finish high school because not so long ago, most schools in the UAE were only available until a primary level or only taught the Koran. In a few decades I was lucky to be born in the UAE, to be educated in its schools, and that was to such a level that I found it easy to continue my studies at Harvard and Oxford. Bravo to the UAE.<br /><br />Cars were a luxury. In fact they were an oddity. Healthcare was patchy to say the least. Airconditioning was no where to be found. The main airport was in Sharjah (see here <a href="http://wikimapia.org/#lat=25.3470415&lon=55.3898048&z=17&l=0&m=s&v=9">http://wikimapia.org/#lat=25.3470415&lon=55.3898048&z=17&l=0&m=s&v=9</a> King Abdul Aziz Street used to be the runway on the old Sharjah Airport ). Dubai's runway was still new, and was very much a dusty place. <br />Et cetera, et cetera...<br /><br />I know this blog has become an old and dusty place too, but I have meant to write this post for some time. Not so much to remember the past, but to voice my condolences perhaps to our present, and to pray to our future, and the future of this country after we leave it for our children. <br /><br />What have we become now? A nation of fat, slow people. A Nation of smokers. Diabetes and heart disease are so common even though we have amazing and cheap healthcare. We would fight over a parking slot nearest to the mall door when our fathers wouldn't have known what a mall is. We pay millions for a small number plate, even more for a phone number. <br /><br />So here is what happens in today's UAE. I bet you Sheikh Zayed would not be happy, I know for a fact that Sheikh Rashed would NOT BE HAPPY at all. This is not the UAE he left. I remember the day Sheikh Rashed died like it was yesterday. I felt a deep sense of loss and that was shared by everyone, from the oldest Emarati to the Indian dude that has heard of the UAE and is spending his first few days here, and even the odd palm tree felt sad. Sheikh Rashed, may Allah bless his soul, was the true architect of the union, and many of you young guys do not realise this. <br /><br />Driving down the roads is not only dangerous, but it makes you liable to being abused and cut against. I had to drive my family to Sharjah yesterday and I was checking my mirror briefly towards the left only to find that the small gap I left between me and the car in front was now occupied by a dumb fuck who took the modest safe distance as an invitation to cut me. I braked suddenly to avoid a collision and the idiot son of an idiot soon changed lanes. This doesn't happen back 20 yrs ago or so... people used to be polite when driving. Here, we've become a nation of speed freaks. You don't buy your car depending on your budget or the utility, but you look at two things.. you look for cars that people will respect and fear you in, and you also look for cars that can be the most agressive (e.g. loud exhaust or blinding high beam). I bet if you stop the random idiot on today's roads they will tell you that the high beams are purely for flashing and overtaking rather than driving at night on unlit streets.<br /><br />Oh my lord...<br /><br />What about the workplace? Ok, so we have more women at work, but they are learning the bad habits of men. Answering phones or e-mails here is rare, so you have to actually visit all the places you have business with personally in order to get the service you need. <br /><br />Speaking about service, why is it normal for someone to cut in front of you when you're trying to ask a salesman something? Why will the new person always get priority? Why do people give priority in situations when they are meeting face to face and then the fone rings and they can't wait to answer it quickly. Of course if they were alone they would just let it ring.<br /><br />I can go on, but you get the idea.<br /><br />Is this the UAE that our fathers dreamt of? I bet it isn't the UAE that most expats come to dream of. I know almost all visitors come here thinking they will learn or at least hear some Arabic, but the only Arabic you'll hear is swear words on the street. Let me stay away from our language problems, coz that needs a whole other post!<br /><br />Past prime concerns were getting enough food and medicine, or even education. Current concerns are getting enough fatty foods and smoke and a good movie to watch when we want. Even exercise has been abused. Gyms now offer free access to a DVD library if you sign up. (pointless?!?!). Most guys go there to check out girls, rather than to work out. What's going on...<br /><br />We have to properly reassess our future in order to survive and in order to become a quality city and country. We cannot allow ourselves to be led by the whims and fashions of the dumb, rich, and weak. Above all...<b>we must not tolerate the insolence of prosperity.</b>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-57583300384736691062010-09-15T21:42:00.001-07:002010-09-17T23:55:04.169-07:00Emarat runs out of petrol - burn me!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQdG_7dfdxOBM4F02n9eKQvAckzSr_XwsGQkiploDRKx9VVc_If7gBgN_VvS_EThde8BbGYKIXVCQCTTw_aG-fFjcZLSmkzjgABV4V4RQTYdMcdrTmKRSIasdb6P0wQMandr7hCfdHE8E/s1600/bujburnme.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 316px; height: 41px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQdG_7dfdxOBM4F02n9eKQvAckzSr_XwsGQkiploDRKx9VVc_If7gBgN_VvS_EThde8BbGYKIXVCQCTTw_aG-fFjcZLSmkzjgABV4V4RQTYdMcdrTmKRSIasdb6P0wQMandr7hCfdHE8E/s320/bujburnme.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518143442508532162" /></a><br />So it's been a while since I wrote, and that's because of a noticeable lack of interest in the topics gracing our lives. So please excuse my absence. However, yesterday (15/9/2010) a few weird things happened that demand to be mentioned.<br /><br />First of all, my car needed to be filled with petrol so badly, the fuel indicator dipped below the zero indicator. So when I finished from my teeth-grinding boring meetings I pulled into Enoc (one of the 4 petrol providers in UAE) to fill up with regular gasoline (Special grade 95 RON Octane). The attendant told me that they are running dry and they have only Super 98 and Diesel. So I requested a full tank of Super 98 (which I believe is superior on long distance journeys). Before I could say "twitter" the tank was filled up because motorists refused to pay more to fill up with better quality petrol. Typical.<br /><br />The attendant told me that they have problems with supplying fuel. Thanks ENOC.<br /><br />Today I read in the papers that Emarat (another one of the basteurd petrol sellers) have run out of petrol due to technical problems with the supply chain, and they also mention financial problems with loans etc that won't be fixed until they can charge market prices and drop the state-sponsored price-system. <br /><br />Read more here:<br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/business/oil-gas/emarat-running-out-of-petrol-1.682789">http://gulfnews.com/business/oil-gas/emarat-running-out-of-petrol-1.682789</a><br /><br /><blockquote>"Emarat is finding it difficult to get bank loans to enable it continue to sell petrol below cost, so it's trying to ration the limited quantity of gasoline it has. The company is incurring a daily loss of about Dh2 million due to the subsidy on the fuel and compensation from other businesses such as convenience stores isn't enough to cover the losses," an Emarat source told Gulf News. "This problem will continue until the <b>government frees petrol prices</b>," he added.</blockquote><br /><br />DAMN YOU "Emarat source"!!!!!!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.emirates247.com/news/emirates/fuel-supply-shortage-in-emarat-petrol-stations-2010-09-16-1.291413">http://www.emirates247.com/news/emirates/fuel-supply-shortage-in-emarat-petrol-stations-2010-09-16-1.291413</a><br /><br /><blockquote>The Emarat petrol distribution company announced that some of its 200 stations in Dubai and Northern Emirates are facing supply shortage of fuel (special Benzene). The company spokesperson told Al Bayan that “the shortage is due to technical issues related to the process of unloading cargo from ships to tanks in Jebel Ali". Khalid Hadi, Director of Information and Marketing of Enoc said, "All fuel stations of Enoc and Epco is functioning normally and is able to provide various types of fuel without any problems."</blockquote><br /><br />Not only dues Emirates 24-7 above show an ENOC picture when they are talking about Emarat problems, but they mention a very interesting point made by Mr Khalid Hadi, Director of Information (you can direct fictional movies, but can you direct information?!) that Enoc is not having "any problems".<br /><br />OK. Sir.<br /><br />What about the Enoc station site 1088, terminal ID 00108803, on Oud Metha Road that was empty of cars yesterday because you couldn't supply petrol to it cheap enough that people will buy it?<br /><br />Also are we dumb enough to believe that in a country that can build the tallest building in the world, and the widest motorways, and the best airline that you cannot deliver fuel? Don't take us for stupid people please. It's like when Bush and Bliar (sic) convinced us that our security was threatened by Iraq and we HAD to invade and kill the innocent to protect the innocent. <br /><br />Yeah right.<br /><br />Also, ironic that the shortage came exactly 2 years after the collapse of Lehman Brothers (my screen shot of the bbc webpage from 2008 is attached).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUDI_JXD4Kv9E4L5EhpQ-pR4rwH8qLVQ8YhMG7YCDjqURcYVD_wTgWmhQPEegtKzyhOszckOWnXQwHl6p6gOg133BH7LNuvi1rg5_cpDIYWyK5ra9pyLidjssUHbJsl5QBAYse-hoVqbM/s1600/Lehman2008.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUDI_JXD4Kv9E4L5EhpQ-pR4rwH8qLVQ8YhMG7YCDjqURcYVD_wTgWmhQPEegtKzyhOszckOWnXQwHl6p6gOg133BH7LNuvi1rg5_cpDIYWyK5ra9pyLidjssUHbJsl5QBAYse-hoVqbM/s400/Lehman2008.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5517370241498728034" /></a><br /><br />However, seems not only the UAE is suffering from greed and stupidity. Pakistan, the only Muslim nuclear power is unable to supply its citizens with machine-readable passports in the UAE because they are only printed in Pakistan.<br /><br />Please, please, when will the stupidity end?!<br /><br />SalamBuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-73510470964459955642010-09-12T21:50:00.000-07:002010-09-12T21:52:58.787-07:00Losing battle for hearts - opinionThe following is an article in the Opinion pages of Gulf News/Guardian:<br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/opinions/columnists/losing-battle-for-hearts-1.680575">http://gulfnews.com/opinions/columnists/losing-battle-for-hearts-1.680575</a><br /><br />It sums up this mess we live in very nicely. Happy Eid everyone.<br /><br />....<br /><br /><br /><br />In the US, a crackpot pastor threatened to burn copies of the Quran and finally cancelled his plan yesterday after appeals from the president, the secretary-general of the UN, and Angelina Jolie. In Afghanistan, five US soldiers are charged with murdering civilians at random and collecting their fingers as souvenirs, while Nato troops open fire on protests against the pastor's plans.<br /><br />In Britain, the normally hawkish International Institute for Strategic Studies says the threat from Al Qaida and the Taliban has been exaggerated, and warns that the war in Afghanistan risks becoming a "long, drawn-out disaster".<br /><br />Meanwhile, Tony Blair cancels two appearances in London to publicise his memoirs after anti-war protesters pelt him with eggs and shoes in Dublin.<br /><br />Welcome to the world of the ‘war on terror', on the ninth anniversary of 9/11. It is a world more divided, fearful and conflict-ridden than a decade ago.<br /><br />"We need to win not just the military action, but to win people's minds," Tony Blair told CNN in November 2001, at the height of the Anglo-American bombing of Afghanistan. But the struggle for Muslim hearts and minds was allowed to morph into a seeming war on Muslims. The ‘war on terror' has resulted only in more war and more terror.<br /><br />It all seemed so different in 2001. The mayor of Tehran called his counterpart in New York to offer his condolences, as Iranians held candle-lit vigils in solidarity with grieving Americans. Palestinians lined up to donate blood to the survivors of the attacks. Islamic scholars and clerics across the Middle East denounced the murderous barbarism of Al Qaida. Polls showed that vast numbers of hearts, minds and souls in the Muslim world were with the West.<br /><br />But along came Guantanamo Bay, the catastrophic and illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003, photos of prisoner abuse in Abu Ghraib in 2004, and allegations of torture and murder at the US air base in Bagram, Afghanistan, in 2005.<br /><br />By 2006, Muslims across the globe were horrified and radicalised by the Israeli bombardment of Lebanon, conducted with the blessing of Blair and his partner in crime, George W. Bush.<br /><br />The ‘hearts and minds' brigade had to beat a humiliating retreat.<br /><br />Hopes were raised again in 2008, with the election of Barack Obama, with a Muslim middle name and an African heritage. In his first six months in office, Obama declared that "the US is not and will never be at war with Islam"; in a speech in Cairo he symbolically "reset" relations with Muslim communities.<br /><br />But Guantanamo is still open for business, and the president's demand that the Israelis ‘freeze' illegal colonies has fallen on deaf ears. The war on terror has been ramped up in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, and the Horn of Africa. The deaths of US soldiers in Afghanistan and Pakistani civilians in US air strikes have increased on Obama's watch.<br /><br />On Thursday, the US President said Pastor Jones' plans to burn the Quran would be a "recruiting bonanza" for Al Qaida. Yet he fails to recognise how the West's war in Afghanistan provides a similar boost to extremists — on both sides.<br /><br />The "enemy" in Afghanistan, concluded the IISS report released last week, is "incentivised by the presence of foreign forces". And inside the US the likes of Jones and right-wing Republican bigots, frothing at the mouth over the ‘Ground Zero mosque' take their cue from aggressive leaders like Blair, Bush and Obama — who send more and more troops to fight and die abroad, in faraway Muslim countries, while denying any link between militancy and western foreign policies.<br /><br />Whether the swivel-eyed priest goes ahead with his plan to immolate Islam's holiest book is, ultimately, irrelevant.<br /><br />The battle for hearts and minds was lost long ago.<br /><i><br />Mehdi Hasan is senior editor (politics) at the New Statesman.<br /></i>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-14213685010734412912010-08-06T13:13:00.000-07:002010-09-17T23:55:34.831-07:00The 99 - TED Talks - Dr Naif Al-Mutawa<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYjmHxeq4AuQyaaHjRVDgNdschHoMIVJHbE8Frjdka5NGlqUQER4qWekE7dLcNoSPxlDw4Lsco_uBKU6AEAahob-uljFh_HzfU1IFOyTqp4ZElGpPSeBJByN9BcUjYtMWaBmp8hflMqjw/s1600/buj99.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 218px; height: 79px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYjmHxeq4AuQyaaHjRVDgNdschHoMIVJHbE8Frjdka5NGlqUQER4qWekE7dLcNoSPxlDw4Lsco_uBKU6AEAahob-uljFh_HzfU1IFOyTqp4ZElGpPSeBJByN9BcUjYtMWaBmp8hflMqjw/s320/buj99.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518143611804283154" /></a><br />Watch this...<br /><br /><object width="400" height="250"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_K095wuE_eE&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_K095wuE_eE&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="250"></embed></object>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-19530635462116004532010-06-05T07:17:00.000-07:002010-06-05T20:56:11.785-07:00Israel does it again - to the Rachel Corrie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn9Kk8ELz1QWdDM256Ac_ppINHVF6dk1EO8PMghCDHoEaIazgTrqgXDqw88yhmwnHNiM-dxOdWJncHfkF3o8z_WNUSXnianytZ6NdL9kEke2Fbg5lD_cNgl0TibhbH79S91GsqoWxUQwA/s1600/bujrachel.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 224px; height: 79px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn9Kk8ELz1QWdDM256Ac_ppINHVF6dk1EO8PMghCDHoEaIazgTrqgXDqw88yhmwnHNiM-dxOdWJncHfkF3o8z_WNUSXnianytZ6NdL9kEke2Fbg5lD_cNgl0TibhbH79S91GsqoWxUQwA/s320/bujrachel.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479504486648260194" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiacyhO_7kgZ-fnhlnIXqaEimqjEC51WfWvitxWU4NCW59oB4NxuVo5yJGa54G0bmusAlIZ9jKxh8LbvaQIG1cL1meEmznSJNDNmBFaHMfsmiPJWEo6Cp5oXuZ3deec5iJepf9O4aa1UBo/s1600/Israel+threatens+Rachel+Corrie.gif"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 326px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiacyhO_7kgZ-fnhlnIXqaEimqjEC51WfWvitxWU4NCW59oB4NxuVo5yJGa54G0bmusAlIZ9jKxh8LbvaQIG1cL1meEmznSJNDNmBFaHMfsmiPJWEo6Cp5oXuZ3deec5iJepf9O4aa1UBo/s400/Israel+threatens+Rachel+Corrie.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479295326567507122" /></a><br />Not satisfied with their performance last weekend, the Israelis have blocked yet another ship laden with aid to Gaza. The ship is named Rachel Corrie after the activist that was crushed to death by Israeli bulldozers a few years back.<br /><br />Fortunately there was no violence this time. However, why does Israel insist on harrasing aid shipments to Gaza over waters which it no longer even occupies? Surely if the UAE starts blocking ships in Iranian waters then all hell will break loose. <br /><br />Why does Israel continue to exist above the law?<br /><br />Why is the Egyptian border with Gaza still closed?<br /><br />More info:<br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/news/region/palestinian-territories/aid-ship-rachel-corrie-intercepted-by-israeli-troops-gaza-committee-1.636962">http://gulfnews.com/news/region/palestinian-territories/aid-ship-rachel-corrie-intercepted-by-israeli-troops-gaza-committee-1.636962</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/10245176.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/10245176.stm</a><br /><br />The excellent cartoon is kindly provided by Carlos Latuff: <a href="http://latuff2.deviantart.com/gallery/">http://latuff2.deviantart.com/gallery/</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho-naGjasH0E8fuCFocLs3iUur4_Zu38xEXCRvnuM1NkG0_sfC6h0ffMzsmosDj9OFgmpPTpJGZcnVqbI7Irh6VGL_o7U-k_5aYO7qktF5-hGw_keUq91IvuOu0lffBj9e9ZLW1Ki-SD0/s1600/swedendemo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho-naGjasH0E8fuCFocLs3iUur4_Zu38xEXCRvnuM1NkG0_sfC6h0ffMzsmosDj9OFgmpPTpJGZcnVqbI7Irh6VGL_o7U-k_5aYO7qktF5-hGw_keUq91IvuOu0lffBj9e9ZLW1Ki-SD0/s400/swedendemo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479301837701103778" /></a><br /><br />Image: Swedish Demonstrators<br /><br />Check out this most excellent gallery of pictures from demonstrations from around the world against the recent Israeli actions. It's scary how many countries are listed there.<br /><br /><a href="http://andfaraway.net/blog/2010/06/05/palestine-%D9%81%D9%84%D8%B3%D8%B7%D9%8A%D9%86%E2%80%8E-palestina-palaistine/">http://andfaraway.net/blog/2010/06/05/palestine-%D9%81%D9%84%D8%B3%D8%B7%D9%8A%D9%86%E2%80%8E-palestina-palaistine/</a>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-31788102720813496732010-06-04T08:59:00.000-07:002010-06-04T09:03:30.465-07:00Forgotten FloatillaSo it's only been a few days since the Israeli massacre aboard the peace floatilla.. so, the big question is have we already forgotten about it?<br /><br />I hope not, and I leave you with this most excellent clip.<br /><br /><object width="450" height="260"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hx-pSkee9J0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Hx-pSkee9J0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="450" height="260"></embed></object><br /><br />Found here:<a href="http://www.kabobfest.com/2010/06/israel-flotilla-raid-breakdown-of-whos-right-and-wrong.html">http://www.kabobfest.com/2010/06/israel-flotilla-raid-breakdown-of-whos-right-and-wrong.html</a><br /><br />Peace.BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-71972252697069198202010-06-01T12:31:00.000-07:002010-06-02T13:23:04.355-07:00Blue Waters - Jewish Piracy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_PBaHphn0VCgXhyphenhyphen4o0SUApp89hYE4OPr0PNStm6CQP6J2g6CegqwOVi6HaQAaskzQhjodXmNfH4K_0JgqukKl1SUyOZ1Wk5JxqDlPfK40wvjAK9FqCi7x_Kb7G0z59yqFbW1h9_6mEqM/s1600/bujblue.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 255px; height: 40px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_PBaHphn0VCgXhyphenhyphen4o0SUApp89hYE4OPr0PNStm6CQP6J2g6CegqwOVi6HaQAaskzQhjodXmNfH4K_0JgqukKl1SUyOZ1Wk5JxqDlPfK40wvjAK9FqCi7x_Kb7G0z59yqFbW1h9_6mEqM/s320/bujblue.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478274460010620498" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4v9OJ-udMcOdd9TKcJzyKwYg6-DOgoJOZqsVsHUK91Kv2R9aOauRH5Vcb2sn3TPFfPjSunZXWImorsS5o1L91dUIurA_zP0ZyIi9vmVkxjodt-Z0C46CsaBRYQl1H7zsDfSBbcNsRGHs/s1600/Gaza+aid+flotilla+attacked+by+Israel.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4v9OJ-udMcOdd9TKcJzyKwYg6-DOgoJOZqsVsHUK91Kv2R9aOauRH5Vcb2sn3TPFfPjSunZXWImorsS5o1L91dUIurA_zP0ZyIi9vmVkxjodt-Z0C46CsaBRYQl1H7zsDfSBbcNsRGHs/s400/Gaza+aid+flotilla+attacked+by+Israel.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477891614753270306" /></a><br />As you know, the Israelis have have boarded an international aid ship heading for Gaza while it was in international waters and murdered 19 of its members. The ship was carrying the Turkish flag and Turkey as well as all Muslim and Arab nations are furious, the world is furious too at this act of state-sponsored barbaric piracy by the Middle East's "only democracy".<br /><br />Democracy my ass...<br /><br />Coming soon.. more stuff on this.. but until then I leave you with this excellent cartoon by my friend Carlos Latuff.<br /><br />More info:<br /><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/CarlosLatuff">Carlos Latuff on Twitter</a><br /><a href="http://latuff2.deviantart.com/gallery">Carlos Latuff on Deviant Art</a> <br /><a href="http://ferroviasdobrasil.blogspot.com">Ferroviasdobrazil.com</a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/10203726.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/10203726.stm</a><br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/news/region/palestinian-territories/palestinians-arabs-demand-probe-of-israeli-raid-on-gaza-aid-flotilla-1.635135">http://gulfnews.com/news/region/palestinian-territories/palestinians-arabs-demand-probe-of-israeli-raid-on-gaza-aid-flotilla-1.635135</a><br /><br />Is it OK to chant "down with Israel?"<br /><br />I wouldn't mind also driving the Israeli state to the sea since they seem quite at home there.BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-13483020699775828892010-05-27T12:17:00.000-07:002010-05-27T12:24:24.490-07:00Two beautiful picturesHere are two beautiful pictures that adorn my computer desktop. With my new Macbook Pro 15" as a new member of the family (i7 all the way!), there is even more screen to show off these beauties :)<br /><br />I leave them for you to enjoy at your pleasure. Please note if you own the <b>copyright</b> please let me know and I will remove them immediately. These are not my pictures, but some I found online. It's worth <b>clicking </b>on the pictures to enlarge them because the current resolution will not do them justice.<br /><br />The pic below is from the National Geographic and is probably one of the most nicely taken pics I've seen in a while. Take some time to allow it to sink in.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKRG-B-1seD2NvvUI8GcusHFAMQD1PoqFJg-Z2teh4blWRoCZI20em7cES9O1hFYqN78yii6O8X7xTDp-ssBeEK8jaB0Pcvv-_cO3rNjAxiuK0t8pgkx2VVk5XEi13SnLU1aElY0YZ4qE/s1600/n199716078_33992716_6503.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKRG-B-1seD2NvvUI8GcusHFAMQD1PoqFJg-Z2teh4blWRoCZI20em7cES9O1hFYqN78yii6O8X7xTDp-ssBeEK8jaB0Pcvv-_cO3rNjAxiuK0t8pgkx2VVk5XEi13SnLU1aElY0YZ4qE/s400/n199716078_33992716_6503.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476031861180490834" /></a><br /><br />This pic below is unknown in its source but I love its peacefulness. Also reminds me I wanna live at some point in the woods in tune with nature :)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8Y1rDkTTa0KmaCc8vzSz2qIA8Podd1COlNEZi9VETgc7NusBf269P2nMCe4HOzPKGH0BBZy6_JeymD2cGyRKDIBJHwgrgmc7g6-vpY3m0QMbZP5_X98LNEH-69c3oPCb2C_lxKpiIang/s1600/Forest_by_kafik.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8Y1rDkTTa0KmaCc8vzSz2qIA8Podd1COlNEZi9VETgc7NusBf269P2nMCe4HOzPKGH0BBZy6_JeymD2cGyRKDIBJHwgrgmc7g6-vpY3m0QMbZP5_X98LNEH-69c3oPCb2C_lxKpiIang/s400/Forest_by_kafik.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476031851924134978" /></a><br /><br />Peace.BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-8549550195481998512010-05-25T00:00:00.000-07:002010-05-25T11:04:02.771-07:00Abutt's Finest Hour[This post is written as a reference post]<br /><br />We all relish on a bit of debate and dialogue, none of us have taken this to heart and to such extremes as much as aBit who is known by many names including Ultra Blue.<br /><br />The authour of this blog had a debate with him about female body building which turned sour very quickly. I thought it's best to publish this properly for everyone to see him for who he is, and also because the coward is known to delete his comments after they have been read. <br /><br />Interestingly.. He rudely refused offers of a hug then it took him a good few days to muster a reply.. oh well, maybe he was simmering slowly to a boil. Pathetic.<br /><br />Pathetic 1:<br /><br />You can bring your whore body building wife as well, the one I'll have a pakistani laborer rape after I beat you and have you jailed for whatever reason the cops can come up with.<br /><br />Again, the innerwebs, its an amazing source of entertainment.<br /><br />WHY WONT YOU ANSWER MY SIMPLE QUESTION MOTHERFUCKER????? WHY YOU WHORE LOVER? IS YYOUR WIFE THE TYPE WHO DOES YOU AND YOUR BROTHER AT THE SAME TIME???????<br /><br />Yalla, answer that and stay fashionable tool. <br /><br />Posted by ultra[blue] to BuJ Al Arab at 17 May 2010 09:55<br /><br />(Interestingly, you can be arrested for saying less than what Mr ultra[blue] just wrote.. oh well)<br /><br />Pathetic 2:<br /><br />Oh, and my driver fucked your sister last night! Expect a 1/2 bangladeshi nephew in 9 months! Muahaha!<br /><br />Best thing is, if I choose to delete these comments, you cant prove shit! YOU ARE POWERLESS UNLESS YOU MODERATE!<br /><br />So do it! I DARE YOU AND YOUR WHORE WIFE!<br /><br />And and I was kidding about meeting you to talk. IF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH come meet me in AD and I will BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU and have you jailed. YOU will be jailed.<br />COME. I DARE YOU!<br /><br />(hmmm, it seems he will teach me a lesson by using his 200kg body to sit on me! If he's such a fat-man himself why not displace his fat-self to DXB?)<br /><br />Pathetic 3:<br /><br />A combination of the 2 Pathetics above, as well as the words "f-you" repeated about 654 times over about 40 different comments. He probably just learned about the "copy" and "paste" functions. Oh dear me. All this was trigged coz I proposed to hug him? oh dear me.<br /><br />Very Worrying 1:<br /><br />Having read this in Gulf News this week...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsrRdZBuZxuGxu6rabxFwNgNYXPBC4g5mueq6EXCMG8PcrD2dtyvC3VbkwUEFOfslQZIFaI6YhftiyOjx6bHSF8w7nqLy_Do1S26xPJLejufysNy1PsGj1qb6YWRwUSWllKItmdZEQ1Fs/s1600/gnmolest.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 191px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsrRdZBuZxuGxu6rabxFwNgNYXPBC4g5mueq6EXCMG8PcrD2dtyvC3VbkwUEFOfslQZIFaI6YhftiyOjx6bHSF8w7nqLy_Do1S26xPJLejufysNy1PsGj1qb6YWRwUSWllKItmdZEQ1Fs/s400/gnmolest.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472822225691444242" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/quran-tutor-jailed-for-molesting-six-year-old-1.628692">http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime/quran-tutor-jailed-for-molesting-six-year-old-1.628692</a><br /><br />We hope the police catch him soon and may this be a sign for all haters and pedophiles that you are not above the law.<br /><br />For more details on how to get in touch, the racist <a href="http://www.al-emarati.com/">lurks here</a>. FYI, all comments and e-mails are saved should they be needed in the future. All this can be easily verified by a 3rd party.<br /><br /><br />...... <br /><br />Unfortunately, this week we saw the ill-fated airline crash to Mangalore from Dubai. Sadly, it was observed that aBit's blog had a very racist post that stirred a lot of feelings, especially from the Indian community for its racist ideas.<br /><br />Read for yourself:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.al-emarati.com/2010/05/rip-plane-victims.html">http://www.al-emarati.com/2010/05/rip-plane-victims.html</a><br /><br />Incidentally, one of the fiercest critics of racism was our Prophet Mohammad who fought it fiercely and the same applies to slavery.<br /><br />We pray for his mental stability to return, and for Allah to protect us from all evil.<br /><br />Updated : 25 May 2010<br /><br />Seems the whole blog has been deleted or blocked somehow. Very peculiar indeed.BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-652258883623343852010-05-24T13:06:00.000-07:002010-05-24T13:07:40.624-07:00Nina Simone - My BabyA classic...<br /><br /><object width="370" height="236"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYSbUOoq4Vg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eYSbUOoq4Vg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="370" height="236"></embed></object>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-34822584246956599942010-05-22T19:26:00.000-07:002010-05-22T19:32:02.084-07:00RIP to aircrash victims<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbgc_90QiWrvZffaYLsTmITfS2rQdzd2VONLtLWQ_IZaagUn0Ur4EpSH-kS8mMU85ECTBWNJdpcTTXfAScJtZoyUxZb_iPEJSKwLHCQZfitK4g4-UuGdFHIuLLw9IsB_v4THIyzprYS8s/s1600/mangalore1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbgc_90QiWrvZffaYLsTmITfS2rQdzd2VONLtLWQ_IZaagUn0Ur4EpSH-kS8mMU85ECTBWNJdpcTTXfAScJtZoyUxZb_iPEJSKwLHCQZfitK4g4-UuGdFHIuLLw9IsB_v4THIyzprYS8s/s400/mangalore1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474287219379850434" /></a><br /><br />On a flight from Dubai to Mangalore (not Bangalore) yesterday disaster struck as the plane tried to make a tricky landing at what is called a "tabletop" runway. i.e. one which is proceeded with a valley or a drop that makes overshooting the runway a scary adventure.<br /><br />Sadly 158 out of the 160 passengers perished. Even more sadly, the flight departed from Dubai and included a Gulf News member of staff who perished as well. Incidentally, it was Gulf News that rocked my morning by reporting this sad piece of news.<br /><br /><a href="http://gulfnews.com/news/world/india/air-india-plane-crashes-in-southern-india-1.630447">http://gulfnews.com/news/world/india/air-india-plane-crashes-in-southern-india-1.630447</a><br /><br />Before people get too excited, the pilot was British with more than 10,000 flying hours and 26 landings at Mangalore. The co-pilot was Indian, and although he had less flying time than his Captain, but, he had more landings under his belt on this dangerous strip.<br /><br />May they rest in peace.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5ZJrV99mtbjjHNs2AoIxf9Nh-HO5yBd-QTnE9y6ZNfYpBrUjfQCReKILDzVTCytZFBmSDFTPMsAcz5tFHtP1tEOKOQo6_lnGvp1RntM73CQujXPKaePdXhr_UWO3EGtFySJRwzscIyQw/s1600/mangalore2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5ZJrV99mtbjjHNs2AoIxf9Nh-HO5yBd-QTnE9y6ZNfYpBrUjfQCReKILDzVTCytZFBmSDFTPMsAcz5tFHtP1tEOKOQo6_lnGvp1RntM73CQujXPKaePdXhr_UWO3EGtFySJRwzscIyQw/s400/mangalore2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474287223627943906" /></a>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-81684696703275935732010-05-22T11:18:00.000-07:002010-05-22T11:21:18.019-07:00The EntabulatorFor all you smart engineers out there, and everyone else too!<br /><br /><object width="370" height="236"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RBAc__4ybAs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RBAc__4ybAs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="370" height="236"></embed></object><br /><br />For more information please click here:<br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator</a>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-56840729616124291112010-05-20T00:00:00.000-07:002010-05-20T00:42:13.060-07:00Historical Tweets - D-DayThis just cracked me up!!!<br /><br /><a href="http://historicaltweets.com/2010/04/20/pretweet-d-days-in-history-tweetstack/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HistoricalTweets+%28Historical+Tweets%29">page reference</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj64cs2JrJtpzMALaUt7Lf6FNGAfRN0e5pkc5ZF6trjJgXOoM1ZZT2V8hpkxaa_tEtKTeZyXkoSUXONAs47GxLJAIVNEGHniZWOzxPs_KhHxysxLXHqLRLXRVj05makEpElbsYieNxA2m0/s1600/historical-tweets-d-day.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj64cs2JrJtpzMALaUt7Lf6FNGAfRN0e5pkc5ZF6trjJgXOoM1ZZT2V8hpkxaa_tEtKTeZyXkoSUXONAs47GxLJAIVNEGHniZWOzxPs_KhHxysxLXHqLRLXRVj05makEpElbsYieNxA2m0/s400/historical-tweets-d-day.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471494913687078562" /></a><br /><br />Please click to enlarge. (Wish most things worked like that, hihi)BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-84756589780450115062010-05-15T05:55:00.000-07:002010-05-15T20:49:31.512-07:00Bad aftertaste - 62 years on<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgikGP9yxs-CBjFVVBDuIlZR5R-Jz9d31EsKeifJ0YP4jBcwF6R9iSFMrytvH_TpF2SkLh1I51c3_uWCCegC5Mr4CVwIqrzLO281sq2kgePz0QeHUVjmEzxfjg68p1cQOlg6sfGEf8KvqU/s1600/buj62.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 68px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgikGP9yxs-CBjFVVBDuIlZR5R-Jz9d31EsKeifJ0YP4jBcwF6R9iSFMrytvH_TpF2SkLh1I51c3_uWCCegC5Mr4CVwIqrzLO281sq2kgePz0QeHUVjmEzxfjg68p1cQOlg6sfGEf8KvqU/s320/buj62.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471710000445852978" /></a><br />I woke up this morning and looked at my Calendar that read 15 May and I knew it was a bad day. I usually have had better memories on this day in the last few years, but for the goodness of me I didn't know what today signified. <br /><br />Thanks to Dubai Jazz, I remembered. I just read this post on this blog which is copied here in its entirety:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ1ePG8cYVopdi3-dNu2Q-jRFggwgx2fBDaGaFEFnSAz6z2MwA3g3UJnltVbFhJo0Jf7C41OeqGHJdWCoM5EzTXnjQgiHjHuuXTB4tLxFZI_H2FGnPyD2CQheBpovgbcd2R89TkZxaA0w/s1600/PalestineBeforeNakba2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 115px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ1ePG8cYVopdi3-dNu2Q-jRFggwgx2fBDaGaFEFnSAz6z2MwA3g3UJnltVbFhJo0Jf7C41OeqGHJdWCoM5EzTXnjQgiHjHuuXTB4tLxFZI_H2FGnPyD2CQheBpovgbcd2R89TkZxaA0w/s320/PalestineBeforeNakba2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471486102395509090" /></a><br /><br /><b>15th of May - 62 Years on the Nakba: A Few Memorable Quotes</b><br /><br /><blockquote>"The cleansing of Palestine remained the prime objective of Plan Dalet."<br />David Ben Gurion (the 'Founding Father' of Israel)<br /><br /><br />(Plan Dalet was a premeditated plan designed in part to ethnically cleanse Palestine during the establishment of the state of Israel)<br /><br /><br />"Only a state with at least 80% Jews is a viable and stable state"<br />David Ben Gurion<br /><br /><br />"Arab evacuees from the towns and villages left largely because of Jewish — Haganah, IZL or LHI — attacks or fear of impending attack.......[however],an extremely small, almost insignificant number of the refugees during this early period left because of Haganah or IZL or LHI expulsion orders or forceful 'advice' to that effect"<br />Benn Morris. Author of "The Birth of the Palestinian Refugee Problem Revisited", Cambridge University Press, 2004.<br /><br /><br />"This leads to a figure of 73% for departures caused directly by the Israelis. In addition, the report attributes 22% of the departures to "fears" and "a crisis of confidence" affecting the Palestinian population. As for Arab calls for flight, these were reckoned to be significant in only 5% of cases…"<br />A report by the military intelligence arm of the Haganah (the Jewish paramilitary force), which refutes the claim that the +750,000 Palestinians left Palestine of their own volition.<br /><br /><br />"Allon repeated the question: What is to be done with the population[50,000 Palestinian inhabitants of Lyd and Ramllah]? Ben-Gurion waved his hand in a gesture that said: Drive them out!"<br />The Memoir of Yitzhak Rabin "Soldier of Peace"<br /><br /><br />"I'm a Zionist!"<br />Joe Biden, VPOTUS.<br /><br /><br />"The Middle East is obviously an issue that had plagued the region for centuries"<br />Barack Hussein Obama, POTUS.<br /><br />---------------------------<br /><br />"The viciousness of Israel is testament to its knowing that Palestinians will always remain steadfast and defeat its past and present attempts to erase them"<br />Joseph Massad (Associate Professor of Modern Arab Politics at Columbia University)<br /><br /><br />"Revolt! you're only going to lose the tent and the shackle"<br />George Habash (the late Palestinian leader)<br /><br /><br />"All that you have done to our people is registered in notebooks"<br />Mahmoud Darwish (A renowned Palestinian poet)<br /><br /><br />"When a brown man resists, he's a terrorist. When a white man resists, he's Robin Hood"<br />Dubai Jazz<br /><br /><br />"It must have sucked to be an Arab in 1948/49"<br />A Zionist, arguing the Nakba with Dubai Jazz on some political forum.<br /><br /><br />"So, going by your logic, it must have also sucked to be a Jew in Europe circa early 1940s?"<br />Dubai Jazz, replying to the said Zionist.</blockquote><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://dubai-jazz.blogspot.com/2010/05/15th-of-may-62-years-on-nakba-few.html">http://dubai-jazz.blogspot.com/2010/05/15th-of-may-62-years-on-nakba-few.html</a><br /><br />An excellent source of maps:<br /><br /><a href="http://joshberer.wordpress.com/maps/middle-east/">http://joshberer.wordpress.com/maps/middle-east/</a>BuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8605501451825442175.post-91008968195040274682010-05-14T00:00:00.000-07:002010-05-14T19:06:53.729-07:00Moroccan Magic<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGpxA6bKs_4djGKdouZ5gqtRAUpsgDNvK5SwTEl-jiwi0F0jb4zZCYnti-BiUq-Cqp3se_8Xx9tBqLfPZsi5nmUXAaLHemy1F1t-3BtYOzsXR-7sBpzEKGdCMa7AQl3d3vmAGxm2y_SIY/s1600/bujmorocco.bmp"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 173px; height: 42px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGpxA6bKs_4djGKdouZ5gqtRAUpsgDNvK5SwTEl-jiwi0F0jb4zZCYnti-BiUq-Cqp3se_8Xx9tBqLfPZsi5nmUXAaLHemy1F1t-3BtYOzsXR-7sBpzEKGdCMa7AQl3d3vmAGxm2y_SIY/s320/bujmorocco.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471312445304109970" /></a><br />After posting videos about Italian engineering on two wheels (<a href="http://bujassem.blogspot.com/2010/04/ducati-796.html">Ducati 796</a>), it's time to shed some light on a different passion of mine - offroad motorcycling! Specifically, in Morocco!<br /><br />The following is courtesy of the National.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100501/MOTORING/704309958/1678/yourview">http://www.thenational.ae/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100501/MOTORING/704309958/1678/yourview</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwpEhyphenhyphenFtv532LruRH5WpJoTrsovV6I2J8jaUkqAPtb5no8JjyRQWn7rvlNM935oQwU4V97ozv_18YJWYv_qliCrLCtsvSOphHVM7l7vQJmpXVE_OeVXVIN6MycsdbgtNQcj-CvxcUVts8/s1600/nationalbmw.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 325px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwpEhyphenhyphenFtv532LruRH5WpJoTrsovV6I2J8jaUkqAPtb5no8JjyRQWn7rvlNM935oQwU4V97ozv_18YJWYv_qliCrLCtsvSOphHVM7l7vQJmpXVE_OeVXVIN6MycsdbgtNQcj-CvxcUVts8/s400/nationalbmw.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466512630373398434" /></a><br /><br /><br />We knew there was something different about this trip when the doctor started taking pictures of everyone. “So I can know which limbs to re-attach to whom,” said our sardonic sawbones. That our travelling physician, Axel Thiäner, a trauma surgeon from Munich, was (semi) having sport with us – German style – was little consolation. We had seen his mobile medical cabinet containing all the necessary gear to perform a roadside hip replacement. What was this? Just what had I got myself into?<br /><br />Our small group was about to embark on a 1,000km (mostly) off-road motorcycle ride through the heart of Morocco that would see us leave the relative civilisation of Marrakech and head south and east to Ouarzazate and Boumalne Dades, over the famed Atlas and Jebel Saghro mountains and the Gorges du Dades and traversing some of the craggiest overland passes in the world.<br /><br />And as dangerous as that might be, the good doctor was not here for us. No, he was here because Hendrik von Kuenheim, scion of the man who saved BMW and now general director of BMW’s Motorrad division, was here. We moto journalists may revel in delusions of our own self-importance, but there really was only one man on this trip that actually was important. Put another way, if we all lost our limbs simultaneously, I knew whom the good doctor would be saving first.<br /><br />I’ll ride anywhere, but not having ridden anything with knobby tires for more than five years filled me with a certain amount of apprehension, an unease that turned into full trepidation when I thought of trying to muscle a 225kg R1200GS through deep sand. Ever the pragmatist (that should read coward), I insisted on riding the smaller F800GS.<br /><br />Northern Africa may well be full of sand dunes, but we saw none of it. What we did see were rocks. Small rocks and big rocks; sharp rocks and round rocks; bare rock still part of massive outcroppings; others seemingly strewn specifically to send the front wheel of BMW GSs piloted by nervous journalists slewing sideways. Did I mention that said rocky roads were often accompanied, in the finest tradition of Third World civil engineering, by steep and prolonged drop-offs? It was the toughest/scariest/most attention-focusing off-roading I’ve done in quite some time.<br /><br />Sometimes, cowardice can lead to inspired choices. When push came to shove (as in trying top push a bike out of sand wash or humping, trials-like, over big boulders), the lighter 800 was the right choice. Hardly to be described as lithe, the F800 is close to 50kg lighter than the R1200, a reduction that was keenly felt during one particularly long plod through a washed-out river bed covered in the softest, wheel-swallowing, golf-ball-sized gravel I’d ever seen. Correcting the inevitable front-wheel washouts and sometimes-spectacular rear wheel slides was a lot easier riding something that didn’t feel quite as heavy as a touring bike.<br /><br />But what was surprising – indeed, extremely surprising – was how easily the big R1200 (outfitted with Continental TKC 80 off-road tyres) handled the rest of the off-roading. Yes, shaft drive and that bulky engine mean that it occasionally felt like trying to dock the Queen Mary without a tugboat, but thanks to that same hulking, opposed-twin engine, the centre of gravity is admirably low. And the R1200GS’s front-to-rear weight balance is almost ideal. There are indeed an abundance of kilograms housed in the 1,507mm between the big GS’s axles, but they are ideally situated, making traversing all but the slowest and softest terrains remarkably easy. Thanks to that lower centre of gravity and its much smoother low-speed throttle response compared with the 800, the R1200 was actually easier to navigate than the 800 on some trails, especially distinguishing itself on rough, rocky descents.<br /><br />On-road, of course, the R1200GS is magical. Newly fortified with a slightly detuned version of the double-overhead camshaft, 1,170cc engine from the high-performance HP2, the 2010 GS may have lost five horsepower and a little more than five Nm of torque, but it gained an enthusiasm missing from previous versions of the Boxer engine. It responds with more low-rpm alacrity, has wonderful mid-range punch and even spins eagerly to an 8,500-rpm redline. The new engine really does change the personality of the entire motorcycle.<br /><br />The F800GS, of course, can’t match the 1200’s on-road poise. Above 120kph, the front end feels decidedly light. Nor is its seating position as expansive or comfortable. But then very few bikes can match the R1200GS in this regard.<br /><br />On-road behaviour, however, was inconsequential as we rode up the Tizi-n’Tazazert pass. What poses as a road looked more like a photo of rock-strewn Mars than any terrestrial topography I’ve ever seen. Approaching the summit, we, of course, congratulated ourselves on our manliness, only to then watch a local, dressed in flip-flops and a baseball hat, start down the very same goat path aboard a Docker 50 scooter complete with chrome passenger floorboards and bald street tires barely an inch wide. Consoling ourselves with the fact that he couldn’t make it down the tougher, south side of the pass was truly the last refuge of the once pompous.<br /><br />But our five-day sojourn was far more than a simple test of men versus machine (though that eight-kilometre traipse through the rocky river bottom did threaten to turn our entire ride into a Survivor episode). Indeed, while I came to ride with von Kuenheim and test motorcycles, what I left with was an overwhelming appreciation of all that is beautiful about Morocco.<br /><br />Rural Moroccans, for instance, are the very epitome of welcoming hospitality. And while urban Morocco borders on the Third World (with a few luxury hotels thrown in to keep the tourists happy), the countryside is positively medieval. Kids in Marrakech often have to play football in the street because the community can’t afford a playing field; kids in the dusty villages that seemingly popped out of nowhere can’t even afford a ball.<br /><br />Yet we were universally greeted with good cheer, even though we were often riding through their front yard/vegetable patch/laundry room (that last would be the river beds the local women use to hand pound centuries of dust from clothing). Inevitably, every kid in the village would rush out to greet us; the girls usually to wave demurely while the boys would try to enthusiastically give us all high fives.<br /><br />And the food! I now have a new favourite cuisine. Move over sushi; begone you woefully bland and unhealthy French Hollandaise sauce. Everywhere we went, no matter how far off the beaten path, the repasts were nothing short of spectacular. Nothing was fancy, but its delectability lies obviously in the details. I was so captivated by a simple salad, made of mostly tomatoes and onions, that I contemplated stuffing some in my pockets to take it home with me.<br /><br />And, of course, the countryside is always full of surprises, not the least of which is that Morocco would seem to be very popular with movie producers. Outside Ouarzazate, for instance, we found the “Jerusalem” set for The Last Temptation of Christ. At Aït Benhaddou, the entire ksar, or fortified city, was renovated for the filming of Lawrence of Arabia and has been a UNESCO World Heritage site since 1987. Other temporary monoliths included a miniature double of Mecca and another ruin that could have passed for anything from Agadir to the Alamo.<br /><br />But, for my favourite place, we have to go back to the aforementioned Tizi-n’Tazazert. High atop the Jebel Saghro mountains, despite the incredible impassability of the trail, stands a hotel. Not like anything normally recognized as a hotel, but a rocks and mortar lodge that could have well been built a millennia ago (it was actually christened in June, 2005), so basic were its accommodations. But the food, limited though it was, was great, the peppermint tea always piping hot and the view nothing short of spectacular. There was even a presidential suite – a 4m x 2.5m single room with no private toilet, a rock floor covered with numerous blankets to soften the sleep and a small desk.<br /><br />But best of all was the seclusion. Other than motorcycle adventurists and the occasional, truly mad off-road bicyclist, your world would be completely at peace. Indeed, book a room atop Tazazert and you will never be farther “away from it all.”<br /><br />But the hard part is getting there. You might want to bring a doctor, just in case.<br /><br />motoring@thenational.aeBuJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17281313255927628650noreply@blogger.com2